Posted by: coolerbecky | March 5, 2010

Accident Prone

Accidents that have occurred in the House of Cooler Becky in the past day…

  1. Banged top of head on wooden frame on top of bed while sleeping. Small bruise.
  2. Banged right knee on wooden frame on side of bed while getting out of bed. Large bruise.
  3. Scraped left knee on corner of coffee table next to bed while getting out of bed. Small scratch.
  4. Stepped in melted candy on the street. Bottom of shoe coated in melted candy, which sticks to ground with every other step. Pride badly wounded.1
  5. Pinched fingers while unfolding clothing rack. Pinching feeling continues for 15 seconds.
  6. Banged left hip on wooden frame on bottom of bed when hanging clothing up to dry on rack next to bed. Small bruise.
  7. Banged right hip on wooden frame on bottom of bed when returning to laundry room after hanging clothing up to dry on rack next to bed. Small bruise.
  8. Punched on the nose by a bag of diced chicken falling from the freezer. Momentary dizziness2.
  9. Accidentally touched rim of boiling pot when draining pasta. Small burn.
  10. Banged forehead on corner of table when reaching down to pick up something from the floor. Small bruise.
  11. Banged back of head on selfsame corner of table when standing up from picking up something from the floor. Small bruise and wounded pride.
  12. Stubbed toe on leg of bed when climbing into bed for sleep. Stubbed toe.

Cooler Becky is sure that her bed is out to get her.


1Shoe was saved from an early death thanks to liberal scrubbing with a toothbrush and warm water.
2Cooler Becky swears she merely opened the freezer and it fell out onto her face!

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